- 英语笑话：儿子开始自己洗衣服之后……
- My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn't return home again until the February break.When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how much taller he looked. Mea...
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- 英语笑话：经典对白之如何拒绝男孩子
- 语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！ Boy: May I hold your hand?Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. Boy: Can I buy you a drink?Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. Boy: Is this seat empty?Girl: Yes,and this...
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- 爆笑的经典英语小笑话
- 英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toile...
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- 英语笑话：时间对猪有什么意义？
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lift...
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- 英语笑话：我在马路边捡到了一块钱
- One yuan The teacher asked Tom :”Why did you come to school so late this morning?” “Someone lost one yuan ,” answered Tom. “Oh, I know.” You helped him find the money,” the teacher said. “No, I stood o...
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- 英语笑话：She Is Left-handed
- She Is Left-handed A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so-it's paid for." "How abou...
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- 英语笑话：所有的烟卷都会点着的
- All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later. Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day. 'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.' 'Don't worry, dear. All the c...
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- 英语笑话：Mom's here?
- One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world...
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- 英语笑话：他到底想借什么？
- Are you using you mower this afternoon? Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes. Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it? 约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？ ...
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- 英语笑话：I forgot to shake the bottle
- Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了。...
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